Indians have taken to St. Valentine's day with zest. Here are some samples of messages which appeared in the newspapers that day.
A message read: 'Nearest, dearest, closest, sweetest, cutest, loveliest, hauntiest, tastiest, wittiest, crunchiest, Jannu. I just called to say I love you. Yours and only yours.'
Not to be outdone another gushed: 'Dearest Limpo, you are the most crunchiest, munchiest, loveliest, sensuous, wittiest, funniest, terrific guy I love. Lots lots, lots of love to Limpo.
Still another message read: 'To Samta, my love, my life, my dream, my reality, my one and only wife, my best friend.
And another: 'Dear Anju, God created U 4 me but I think he 4 got 2 tell U, U R 2 sweet 2 B 4 go 10.'
And what about this: 'Meri Idiotni, I believe in you and I love you. Tumhara Idiot.'
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