Idiot Jokes

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  Fly Safely
  

  "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and p

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/19/2008
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  Idiot And His Chicken Farm
  

  An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  Unsigned Credit Card
  

  I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  Dumb Daddy
  

  A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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  Air Condition
  

  A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turne

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/8/2008
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  The Inventor
  

  This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/5/2008
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  The Trainee
  

  A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/5/2008
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  Two Bums
  

  A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/5/2008
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  Rookie Cop
  

  The Rookie Cop...

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/5/2008
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  Dumb Questions For Rangers
  

  Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/5/2008
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  Milk
  

  There were three guys hitchiking along the roads of a plain, boring field because their car overheated from the lon

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/2/2008
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  I Made That One
  

  This guy loved living on Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, y

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 12/1/2008
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  Incorrect Answer
  

  Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same jo

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 11/25/2008
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  Hillbilly Farmer
  

  A hillbilly farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store.

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 11/25/2008
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  Out In The Woods
  

  A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to

  In Idiot Jokes | Added On: 11/22/2008
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