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Secondhand Merchandise
The rising exec married a co-worker's ex-wife, and his spiteful predecessor persisted in reminding him that he had received secondhand merchandise. "Hey, George," quipped the first husband one day at lunch, "how do you like handling worn goods?" "It's great," George replied, "once you get beyond the used part." Rate this joke: 
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