I'm Going To Australia
Added On Thursday, April 02, 2009 | In Husband & Wife Jokes | By rohit
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The matronly woman was alone in the house watching her favorite television program when her husband burst through the front door, stalked into the bedroom without saying a word and began packing his suitcase.

"Where are you going?" she demanded.

"I resigned from the firm today. I'm sick and tired of you and I'm going to Australia," was his reply. "I'm told that the young ladies there will gladly pay twenty dollars a night for the services of a good man and I intend to live off the earnings from my lovemaking." He then continued to pack.

Suddenly, his wife pulled her suitcase from the closet and began packing her own clothing. 

"And where do you think you're going?" he demanded to know.

"To Australia," she laughed. "I want to see how you're going to live on forty dollars a month!"


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