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Friend's Hollow-Eyed Appearance
When Tom, the rising young insurance executive, appeared at his friend Ed's home in the early-morning hours, asking to be put up for the night, Ed was concerned by his friend's hollow-eyed appearance. "What happened, Tom? You and your wife have a fight?" "Yeah. When I got home tonight I was really beat, tired as hell. So when she asked me for fifty dollars for a new dress . . ." "Yeah?" "Well," Tom went on sheepishly, "I guess I must have been half asleep or something, because I said, 'All right, but let's finish this dictation first.' " Rate this joke: 
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