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Eating Poison Mushrooms
I was married twice," explained the man to a newly discovered drinking companion, "and I'll never marry again. My first wife died after eating poison mushrooms and my second died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame," offered the friend. "How did that happen?" "She wouldn't eat her mushrooms." Rate this joke: 
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