A Stranglehold
Added On Thursday, April 02, 2009 | In Husband & Wife Jokes | By neha
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The tensions of life were threatening to get a stranglehold on Bill, and after he'd finished a good dinner it was his pleasant expectation to relax mindlessly in a soft chair next to the stereo, with a stiff drink in his hand.

His wife, unfortunately, knew nothing of his nervous state, and hardly had he seated himself then she climbed onto his lap. With the thought of trying to wheedle a fur coat from him, she cuddled as close to him as she could, murmuring and fondling, until he finally exploded:

"Good heavens, Ethel, get off! I get enough of this at the office."


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