Husband & Wife Jokes By 1 Users
Missing Wife
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
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Recently Won A Divorce
The sexy wife of a busy husband recently won a divorce, charging her hubby with lack of attentiveness. "If anything
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You Almost Hit My Wife
During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone w
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An Innocent Man
John Harrison was despondent. He'd been married for ten years and had nothing to show for it but twelve children; h
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Eminent Marriage Counselor
The weeping bride poured out her heart to the eminent marriage counselor. "Isn't there some way—without turning int
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The World's Greatest Lover
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never manage to catch him at it.
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A Surprised Wife
Behind every successful man stands a surprised wife.
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Payment Each Month
Martin was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month.
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Suburban Couples
A pair of suburban couples who had known each other for quite some time talked it over and decided to do a little c
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Friend's Hollow-Eyed Appearance
When Tom, the rising young insurance executive, appeared at his friend Ed's home in the early-morning hours, asking
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A Stranglehold
The tensions of life were threatening to get a stranglehold on Bill, and after he'd finished a good dinner it was h
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Never Really Loved Me
I have seven children and I've just found out my husband has never really loved me," said the distraught woman to h
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The Widower Was Disconsolate
Returning from the funeral of his beautiful wife, the widower was disconsolate.
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Nonchalantly
Adam and Eve were walking in the Garden. "Do you love me?" asked Eve.
Replied Adam, nonchalantly, "Who else?"
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A Green Pair
It's been said that the trouble in the Garden of Eden wasn't caused by an apple—but by a green pair.
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Secondhand Merchandise
The rising exec married a co-worker's ex-wife, and his spiteful predecessor persisted in reminding him that he had
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Only Three Times
News item: Mrs. Bradley Fowler was granted a divorce after she told the judge her husband had spoken to her only th
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I'm Going To Australia
The matronly woman was alone in the house watching her favorite television program when her husband burst through t
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Eating Poison Mushrooms
I was married twice," explained the man to a newly discovered drinking companion, "and I'll never marry again. My f
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Eighteen Holes Of Golf
Harry, a golf enthusiast if ever there was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
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