What time is it?

Added On Friday, March 20, 2009 | In Holiday Jokes | By nick
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A couple was on vacation when they realized they had left their watches at the hotel. They saw a man resting with his donkey and asked him if he knew what time it was.

The man looked up and grabbed the donkeys balls, lifted them up and said, "Well it looks like it's 2:10 in the afternoon."

The couple amazed at the mans ability to tell time by lifting the donkeys balls, asked, "How can you tell time by lifting the donkeys balls?"

The man said, "It's very easy, first you lift the donkeys balls like this," he then lifted them as the couple watched.

"O.K" The man said, "Now you can see the clock on the wall over there."


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