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Ungabunga
Added On Monday, March 16, 2009 | In Holiday Jokes | By rohit Viewed: 706 times Three guys get stranded on a island after crashing their boat were captured by the native tribe. A man who appeared to be their leader or chief approached the first guy and asked him with his firm and manly voice, "Do you want death or Ungabunga?"
The man thought to himself for a minute and replied, "Well I don't want to die, so I'll take Ungabunga," not knowing what Ungabunga meant.
The Leader announces to his people, "Ungabunga!" Then all of a sudden hundreds of men start running to the guy and start raping him, shouting, "Ungabunga! Ungabunga! Ungabunga!"
The chief then goes to the second guy and says, "Do you want death or Ungabunga?"
The guy thinks to himself for a few minutes and replies, "I don't want to die. I'll take Ungabunga." "UngaBunga! Ungabunga! Ungabunga!" The Indians shouted as they all raped him.
The Chief then goes to the third guy and says, "Do you want death or Ungabunga?"
The man replies, "I'd rather die than take Ungabunga. I'll take death."
The chief then climbs a rock wherehe is visible to all the tribe members. "DEATH..............." He shouts, "BY UNGABUNGA!!!" Rate this joke:
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