Transportation project

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they
had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the
past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black
boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to
determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last
words of drivers in 74.7 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh,
Shit!"

Only the state of Texas was different, where 92.3 percent of the
final words were, "Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"