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Two Newcomers To Heaven
Added On Monday, March 30, 2009 | In Heaven Jokes | By mohit Viewed: 1324 times  God greeted two newcomers to heaven. One was a preacher, the other was a lawyer. He ushered the preacher to a small shack and settled him in to his austere quarters; then led the lawyer to a huge, luxuriously appointed mansion. "I don't understand," the lawyer puzzled. "That man was a preacher, and you gave him a shack. And yet, you've said I am to live in this luxurious, huge mansion. Why?" "Sir," said God, "We've had lots and lots of preachers, here. But you, sir, are our very first LAWYER." Rate this joke: 
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