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To Heaven For Orientation
Added On Monday, March 16, 2009 | In Heaven Jokes | By neha Viewed: 1074 times Three buddies die in a car and go to heaven for an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, ‘LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!'" Rate this joke: 
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