Heaven Jokes

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  What Would Jesus Do?
  

  I recently bought one of those bracelets that has the words "What would Jesus do?" engraved on it. So now, any time

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 3/30/2009
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  Choose Between Three Hells
  

  A bad person dies and is greeted by Saint Peter. Peter tells the man he must choose between three hells.

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 3/16/2009
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  Near-Death Experience
  

  Forest Gump had a near-death experience that changed him forever. He went horseback riding one day and every

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Taken By God To Cliff
  

  Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff. God said to them that since they had been such g

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 8/13/2008
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  Three Pence
  

  A WEALTHY man, noted during his lifetime for his selfishness and meanness, died and arrived outside the Heav

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 7/6/2008
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  Chosen People
  

  THE Archangel Gabriel went to God, 'There's a man to see you.''Who is he?''He says his name's Ep

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 7/6/2008
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  Seeking admission to the celestial abode
  

  When seeking admission to the celestial abode, the care taker angel gave me a piece of chalk directing me to mark a

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 6/17/2008
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  Way to the heaven
  

  In his autobiography, Treasure in Clay, Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a l

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 6/16/2008
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  God help India
  

  Gorbachev, Reagan and Rajiv Gandhi appeared before God to find out what was in store for their countries. Gorbachev

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 5/29/2008
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  Deep freeze
  

  Two men met in heaven. 'What did you die of?', asked one of the other.

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 5/29/2008
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  The Priest
  

  After a long life, dutifully serving his parishioners, the elderly priest died. He found himself in Heaven, where h

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 4/21/2008
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  The Spelling Test
  

  Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them. "Welcome to Heaven. We have simplified the p

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 4/21/2008
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  Methuselah
  

  A prominent young attorney died on his way to court, and found himself before the gates of Heaven. When he arrived,

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 4/21/2008
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  Why God Made Lawyers
  

  Satan was complaining bitterly to God:

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 4/21/2008
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  A Marriage Made In Heaven
  

  A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heav

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 4/21/2008
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  Heaven Jokes
  

  Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer? A. God does not think he is a lawyer.

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 4/21/2008
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  Overcoming Your Sins
  

  A lawyer stood at the gate to Heaven. St. Peter was patiently explaining that the man's sins were far too many and

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 4/21/2008
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  The bear
  

  The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 10/19/2007
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  Money Coming In
  

  An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery.

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 10/18/2007
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  For you old-timer Mac-ophiles
  

  Bill Gates died and, much to everyone's surprise, went to Heaven. When

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 10/18/2007
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  Hell under construction
  

  There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death.

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 10/17/2007
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