Heaven Jokes

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  Kitna Paisa Lagega
  

  Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise?

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 3/30/2009
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  What An Elephant "Looked" Like ?
  

  One day five blind men decided to find out what an elephant "looked" like. Led to one, each man grabbed hold of wha

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  Heaven And Hell
  

  A man spoke with the Lord about heaven and hell. The Lord said to the man, "Come, I will show you hell." They enter

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  Strike Up Conversation
  

  Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.

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  Died Several Years Before
  

  As soon as Mrs. Jones arrived at the gates of heaven she sought her husband, who had died several years before.

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 3/30/2009
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  Tell The Truth
  

  Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven.

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  Last Words
  

  Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The prie

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  Cloud Burst
  

  A preacher was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden there was a cloud burst. After about one full hour of c

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  Biggest Baseball Fans
  

  Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl

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  Reception Committee
  

  A priest dies and goes to heaven. There, he is met by a reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told tha

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  Two Newcomers To Heaven
  

  God greeted two newcomers to heaven. One was a preacher, the other was a lawyer. He ushered the preacher to a small

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  Highly Successful Executive Woman
  

  A highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and died. She arrived in heaven where she was met b

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  Must Answer Question
  

  Three knuckleheads died in a car accident and landed in heaven together. God addressed the first one, "Before you a

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  Which Art In Heaven
  

  The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the gates of heaven by the gatekeeper.

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  Welcome In Heaven
  

  A guy dies and goes to the gates of heaven where he meets God. God says to him, "I have looked at your book of life

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  To Heaven For Orientation
  

  Three buddies die in a car and go to heaven for an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket an

  In Heaven Jokes | Added On: 3/16/2009
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  Let Them Into Heaven
  

  There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as any

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  Send You Back To Earth
  

  Two men died and went to heaven. God greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready y

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  New York Cab Driver
  

  After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place tha

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  What Would Jesus Do?
  

  I recently bought one of those bracelets that has the words "What would Jesus do?" engraved on it. So now, any time

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