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Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
a gang-bang.
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Safety Belt
the one you don't drink before driving home.
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Sadist
one who is kind to masochists. that little old whine-maker. a man who gives a paralytic friend a self-winding wris
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Repeal
a stripteaser's encore.
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Relay
the second time around.
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Rape
an assault with a friendly weapon. unnegotiated piece.
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Ramification
what made Mary have a little lamb.
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Race Track
a place where windows clean people.
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Race Riot
a din of inequity.
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Racehorse
an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.
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Pylon
what a nymphomaniac might say at a nude beach party.
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Pushover
a girl who is dedicated to the proposition.
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Puritan
a man who no's what he likes.
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Puberty
that time in every girl's life when she's fit to be tried.
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Psychologist
a man who watches everybody else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
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Psychiatrist
someone who doesn't have to worry as long as other people do.