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  Roast Beef And Pea Soup
  

  What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Eveybody can roast beef.

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  Tomato Family
  

  A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The bi

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  Advanced Photons Don't Taste That Good
  

  In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories

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  It Isn't Cherry
  

  Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:

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  Annoying Your Waiter
  

  10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

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  Taste The Soup
  

  Fella goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer

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  Chicken Soup
  

  Moments before a famous Shakespearean actor was to perform Hamlet to a packed house in New York, he dropped dead. T

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  Dinner Guests
  

  Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his moth

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  Her Technique
  

  A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really

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  Wrong Mushroom
  

  From Reuters News Service:

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  Be More Polite
  

  One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly pick

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  Firecracker Pancakes
  

  On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

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  Lion's Favourite Food
  

  What is lion's favorite food ? Baked beings !

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  Chinese Food Festival
  

  Restaurant Manager: ' Why are you looking worried?'

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  You should learn to be more polite
  

  One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly pick

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  Ida confided to her close friend
  

  Ida confided to her close friend, "My cooking left my husband cold.""He divorced you?"

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  The pharmacist proudly showed
  

  The pharmacist proudly showed Mr. Thompson his newest product. "It's an apple that tastes like pussy."

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  Doctor, said Mrs. GreU
  

  And the shopper who stopped buying

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  Doctor, said Mrs. GreU
  

  Then there was the efficiency expert

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  Doctor, said Mrs. GreU
  

  "Doctor," said Mrs. GreU, "are bran flakes really healthy?"

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