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    Roast Beef And Pea Soup
    What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Eveybody can roast beef.
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    Tomato Family
    A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The bi
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    Advanced Photons Don't Taste That Good
    In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories
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    It Isn't Cherry
    Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
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    Annoying Your Waiter
    10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
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    Taste The Soup
    Fella goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer
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    Chicken Soup
    Moments before a famous Shakespearean actor was to perform Hamlet to a packed house in New York, he dropped dead. T
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    Dinner Guests
    Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his moth
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    Her Technique
    A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really
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    Wrong Mushroom
    From Reuters News Service:
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    Be More Polite
    One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly pick
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    Firecracker Pancakes
    On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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    Sucks To Be An Egg
    It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once.2) You only get eaten once.
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    Top Ten Ways To Annoy Your Waiter
    10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”
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    A Practical Joke Involving Jello
    Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
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    Improving Fry Cooking Time
    In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O’Leary’s success stories
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    You Should Learn To Be More Polite
    One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly pick
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    Constantly Complaining About Temperature
    A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because
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    The Family Of Tomatoes
    A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The bi
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    Food One-Liners
    The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”
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