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Roast Beef And Pea Soup
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Eveybody can roast beef.In Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Tomato Family
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The biIn Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Advanced Photons Don't Taste That Good
In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success storiesIn Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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It Isn't Cherry
Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:In Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Annoying Your Waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"In Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Taste The Soup
Fella goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customerIn Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Chicken Soup
Moments before a famous Shakespearean actor was to perform Hamlet to a packed house in New York, he dropped dead. TIn Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Dinner Guests
Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his mothIn Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Her Technique
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is reallyIn Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Wrong Mushroom
From Reuters News Service:In Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Be More Polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly pickIn Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Firecracker Pancakes
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.In Food Jokes | Added On: 3/28/2009
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Sucks To Be An Egg
It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once.2) You only get eaten once.
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Top Ten Ways To Annoy Your Waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”
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A Practical Joke Involving Jello
Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
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Improving Fry Cooking Time
In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O’Leary’s success stories
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You Should Learn To Be More Polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly pick
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Constantly Complaining About Temperature
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because
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The Family Of Tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The bi
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Food One-Liners
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”
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