Nurse Jokes

How Many Doctors Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him
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Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four
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Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.Nurse

Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets
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Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

Nurses do it painless.Nurses do it with TLC.Nurses do it with care.Nurses do it with
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Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good. Fashionable shoes & sexy white unif
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Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?It took her two weeks to realize that
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Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?Because nurses
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Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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Sun, 2/3/2008 12:00:00 AM 08:00:00 GMT

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half d
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