Alien Encounter

A farmer has a space ship land on his property and aliens get out. They say they are stuck and can't leave until the next day. The farmer invites the alien and his wife to stay as their guests for the night.

The alien says, "Thanks. But the custom where they come from is to have guests exchange wives."

The farmer said okay and asked his wife, who also agrees.

That night the wife is in the bedroom with the alien. When he gets undressed and into bed, she looks at his penis and tells him that it looks pretty tiny.

He says, "No problem," and pulls on his ear. The penis gets longer.

She looks at it again and says, "That's pretty skinny."

Again, he pulls on his ear and it gets fatter. She enjoys the rest of the night.

The next morning, after the aliens leave, she tells her husband how enjoyable the night had been.

He says, "It was lousy for me. She kept pulling on my ears all night."