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  A Family Cow
  

  There was once a farmer who had a wife and three sons. They had one special cow that supported them all. It was a s

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  Birthing A Calf
  

  On summer vacation, Josie and her son, James, went to visit Josie's Uncle Jon who owned a nice farm. While there, U

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  Raisin Bread
  

  A shapely farm girl waited on customers at the rural Mom and Pop grocery store. She was a perpetual draw of the you

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  Fast Food
  

  One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 miles an hour when he noticed that th

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  Amish Buggy
  

  An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not go

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  Milking The Cow
  

  A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you s

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  Grandma's Lettin One Rip
  

  A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto t

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  Getting Stuck
  

  So, there they are, out in the country, and Ma walks in and says, "Jethro, get out there and fix that there outhous

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  Alien Encounter
  

  A farmer has a space ship land on his property and aliens get out. They say they are stuck and can't leave until th

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  Skiing Weekend
  

  Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a

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  No Horns
  

  The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that this month's outing was to b

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  Special Pig
  

  I was at the State Fair one day, and I decided to visit the livestock section. And I saw this farmer there and his

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  A Million Dollars
  

  The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this ca

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  The Economist
  

  Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd,

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  The Farmer's Pond
  

  An old farmer had owned a large farm for years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, hors

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  Airplane Ride
  

  A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride

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  Farmer's Daughter's Date Night
  

  One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night.

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  Pigs
  

  A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he

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  New Rooster
  

  An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay jo

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  Farmer's Daughter
  

  There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door.

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