Guest-workers
Added On Thursday, June 19, 2008 | In Ethnic Jokes | By komal
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WHITE people have many unkind jokes about black and coloured emigrants. When colour of the skin does not lend itself to jesting, they find other unpleasant characteristics to jest about. Foreign emigrants in Germany are largely Turks who are as light-skinned as the Germans and are politely referred to asgasterbeiters (guest-workers). However, behind their backs, Germans have a lot of nasty things to say. Many anti-Turkish jokes are variations of Nazi anti-Semitic jokes. Here are a few examples:
Question: What is the difference between a Jew and a Turk?
Answer : The Jew has it behind him.
Question: How does a Turk commit suicide?
Answer: By smelling his armpit.
Question: What is the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe?
Answer: When a plane-load of Turkish guest-workers crashes, that's a disaster. When it lands safely in Frankfurt, that's a catastrophe.
Question: If a bomb fell on the Turkey. How many people would be killed?
Answer: Two The rest of them live in Germany.


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