Chinese Sick Leave

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today,weally sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not comework."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."