Elephant Jokes

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  Come For Tea Party
  

  An elephant loves an ant. So ant one day said that elephant should come for tea party today and also ant's parents

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  My Underwear
  

  Once an ant goes to a pond where some elephants were taking bath!and asks..... Elephants: what are you doing here?

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  Mosquito Coil
  

  one day one elephant married an mosquito. After the marriage The elephant slept with mosquito at night. While in th

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  Apply This Cream
  

  One day a man was pareshaan by mosquito's bite. He went to the shop and bought odomos. He returned after 2 days and

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  Please Dont Push
  

  Question: An elephant was standing in a queue. Suddenly he turns back & says something to the ant standing behind h

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  Killed The Ant
  

  Once an elephant was in love with an ant. He went to his father with the ant on his palm. He asked his father wheth

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  Apni Umar Chhupao
  

  Ant: What is your age?Elephant: My age is 5 years.Ant: Such a young age and such a huge body.

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  Stepped Out Of Circle
  

  Once a man was going in his car and suddenly he crashed with a very fat lady who was a weight lifting champion.

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  Can Parrot Talk
  

  Ram: “Can this parrot talk?”Shopkeeper: “Yes ! it repeats everything it hears.”

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  Sleepers Stollen
  

  One day an elephant was crying and an ant came to him and said, "Why are you crying?"

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  Good Night
  

  An elephant married a mosquito.At night mosquito ran away. Why?

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  Sit In Car
  

  How can an elephant sit in the car in three steps? Simple,open the door ,sits in the car and close the door.

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  An Accident
  

  Dog: Where are you going?

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  Sandals Lying Outside
  

  Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game. It was elephant's turn to catch the ant but the ant wa

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  Playing Hide And Seek
  

  Q: Why Did the Elephant Hide behind the Strawberry bush? A: The elephant and the ant were playing hide and seek.

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  Donate Blood
  

  An elephant and an ant was riding a bike the had an accident and the elephant got hurt but the ant didn't.why? beca

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  One Swimming Costume
  

  An elephant and ant were friends. They decided to go to swimming. They went to a swimming pool but when the ant swi

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  Ladies Bus
  

  Two elephants one elephant was a male and another a female the female entered the bus and the male did not enter it

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  Hide Behind
  

  Once some hunters were after an elephant . The elephant didn't know what to do. He met his friend , ant on the road

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  3 Persons 1 Scooter
  

  Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,on the way she meets a elephant who asks her to give him a

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