Elementary School Jokes By 20 Users
Life Of A Student
Life of a student:
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A boy and a girl asked
A boy and a girl asked his teacher "Kya chote bacchon k bacche ho sakte hain". Teacher replied "No".
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Young Jimmy
First Teacher: What's wrong with young Jimmy today? I saw him running round the playground screaming and pulling
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Winnie The
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student
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Why Late?
Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !
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Who is This?
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
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What You Take
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
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Weather Problem
'Why don't you like this country ?' the teacher asked a Californian boy who had come to an English school.
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Watching Clock
'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy.
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Walking to School
When I was you age I thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school
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True-False
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping
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Trouble Hearing
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
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Too Smart For First Grade
Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I t
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Stupidest Boy
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.
Mother: That's my son.
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Songs' Influence
Mr.
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School Motto
The principal was very proud of his school's academic record. 'It is very impressive.' said one parent who was co
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Robo Teacher
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around
the
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Punctuation
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following
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Permission
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.
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Paper Street
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed tha
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