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Jimmy Poole
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has gotIn School Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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Lesson In English
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative formsIn School Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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Freshmen Vs. Seniors
Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.In School Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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You Might Be A College Student If...
If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing themIn School Jokes | Added On: 12/18/2008
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Accountants And Engineers On A Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.
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Math Problems?
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
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Ghosts?
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience,In School Jokes | Added On: 12/9/2008
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BILL CLINTON.
Bill Clinton was visiting a school. In one class, he asked the students if anyone could give him an example of a trIn School Jokes | Added On: 7/10/2008
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MEASURING SKILLS
An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the college flagpole when an English professor h
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SIMPLE LOGIC
Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'Rajan: 'A camel.'
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HISTORY LESSON
Teacher: 'When was Rome built?'Sanjay: 'At night, sir.'Teacher: 'Who told you that?'
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TENSE PAST!
In an English class for foreign students, the teacher wanted a sentence to be changed into past tense. 'He gives he
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REASON...
Mother: 'Why are you crying?'Son: 'My teacher was sick for a long time and nowI have heard that ...'
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Entry and Exit
DURING the course of an interview of the students of an international business course, the professor asked one stud
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The Invention.
NEWTON was sitting in the garden when an apple fell on his head. He invented the Law of Gravity said the teacher.
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Two Men Are Sitting In The Basket Of A Balloon
Two men are sitting in the basket of a balloon. For hours, they have been drifting through a thick layer of
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Back In The Old Days
Back in the old days - when slide rules were still the most sophisticated computing equipment available to s
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Same Alley, Same Function
Same alley, same function, but a different operator: "Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you ti
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In A Dark, Narrow Alley
In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet: "Get out of my way - or I'll dif
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A Mathematician, A Physicist, And An Engineer Are Asked To Test The Following Hypothesis
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to test the following hypothesis: All odd numbers gr
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