Driving Jokes

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  Union Contract
  

  The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order.

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/5/2007
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  Funny Bumper Stickers about Driving
  

  I'm just driving this way to get you mad. Keep honking, I'm reloading. Hang up and drive.

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/5/2007
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  New Car
  

  The first Sunday after my husband and I bought a new car, we parked it in the last row of the church lot, not wanti

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/5/2007
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  Insurance for his new motorcycle
  

  A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confuse

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/5/2007
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  Sports Car Dreams
  

  A man went into his shrink's office and says, "Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/4/2007
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  It Wasn't My Fault
  

  The ingenuity of drivers involved in accidents, in seeking to assert their innocence, or at least excuse their erro

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/4/2007
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  Pull Over!
  

  A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see th

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/3/2007
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  What would Jesus drive
  

  Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really stand

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/3/2007
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  Driver Training
  

  My teenaged niece was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the par

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/3/2007
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  The Amish Carriage
  

  While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriageobviously had a se

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/3/2007
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  Keeping Up
  

  This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he ye

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/2/2007
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  Handicapped Parking
  

  YOU ARE PARKED IN A SPACE CLEARLY DESIGNATED FOR DISABLED PERSONS PLEASE CIRCLE THE STATEMENT WHICH BEST DESCRIBES

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/2/2007
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  Bumpers
  

  Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She'

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/2/2007
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  Honk If You Love Jesus
  

  The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was fee

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/2/2007
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  55
  

  Policeman: "When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, `fifty-five at least.'"

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/1/2007
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  Funny Bumper Stickers
  

  I'm not driving fast-just flying low. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. Honk If Anything Falls Off

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/1/2007
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  Foiled carjacking
  

  An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew h

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/1/2007
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  Road Repair
  

  The road by my house was in bad condition. Every day, I dodged potholes on the way to work, so I was relieved to se

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 10/31/2007
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  Tunnels
  

  A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tir

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 10/30/2007
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  Blonde Car Accident
  

  One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 10/30/2007
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  Late for work
  

  Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again.

  In Driving Jokes | Added On: 10/28/2007
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