Driving Jokes By 1 Users
The Cowboy And The Kid
A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, "MrIn Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Snow In June
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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The Conductor
A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correctIn Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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No Change
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. EvIn Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Signs The Ice Cream Truck Driver Is Crazy
* To balance the yin of Good Humor, offers the yang from frozen Bile on a Stick.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Stop In The Name Of Love!
A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill was just starting down the equally steep oIn Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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The car driver
Cyril was driving down Hendon Road when he gets pulled over by a policeman.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Parking in a one-hour zone
Have you ever had the experience of parking in a one-hour zone, inserting the coins, than finding yourself, forty-fIn Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Lost Gas Cap
David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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A New Kind of Car
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria."Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?"one asked.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Red Lights
There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms:
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Driver's Ed
A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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General Motors Helpline
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy/use carsIn Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Cars vs Computers
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with techIn Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Ghost Indian
Two Ponca men were sitting out on a back road visiting. All at once there was a tapping on the window.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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You know you need a new car when
You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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Bump Start
About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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This is your lucky day!
In New York City last week a taxi clipped a red Beetle while veering across four lanes of traffic to pick-up a fareIn Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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Union Contract
The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order.In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/5/2007
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