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    The Cowboy And The Kid
    A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, "Mr
    In Driving Jokes | Added On: 3/26/2009
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    Snow In June
    A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
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    The Conductor
    A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct
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    No Change
    One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Ev
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    Signs The Ice Cream Truck Driver Is Crazy
    * To balance the yin of Good Humor, offers the yang from frozen Bile on a Stick.
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    Stop In The Name Of Love!
    A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill was just starting down the equally steep o
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    The car driver
    Cyril was driving down Hendon Road when he gets pulled over by a policeman.
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    Parking in a one-hour zone
    Have you ever had the experience of parking in a one-hour zone, inserting the coins, than finding yourself, forty-f
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    Lost Gas Cap
    David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.
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    A New Kind of Car
    Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria."Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?"one asked.
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    Red Lights
    There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light.
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    Extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms:
    "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
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    Driver's Ed
    A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing.
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    General Motors Helpline
    General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy/use cars
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    Cars vs Computers
    Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with tech
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    Ghost Indian
    Two Ponca men were sitting out on a back road visiting. All at once there was a tapping on the window.
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    You know you need a new car when
    You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
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    Bump Start
    About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight.
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    This is your lucky day!
    In New York City last week a taxi clipped a red Beetle while veering across four lanes of traffic to pick-up a fare
    In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/6/2007
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    Union Contract
    The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order.
    In Driving Jokes | Added On: 11/5/2007
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