Drinking Jokes By 9 Users
Only Whisky
Jise samjha lehar pepsi, woh nikli zehar pepsi . Jise samjha coca cola, woh nikla dhokha cola . Is liye aaj ke baad
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AN old bishop.
AN old bishop in the nation's capital was sick of the social and embassy parties he was expected to attend every ot
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Skicurow Denizen
After acquiring enough money from handouts, an inhabitant of the Bowery decided to take his refreshment at one of
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A ghost in the bathroom
A MAN who had more beer than was good for him staggered into his house and rushed to what he thought was his bathro
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How Long Do They Live
I am sure I have read this poem in some anthology of nonsense verse. I reproduce it for the simple reason that it i
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Hangover.
It was the morning after, and he sat groaning and holding his head.
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Lets start
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking."
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Symptom, Fault, Action
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
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Rednecks Drinking
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger,
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10 Sins of Indians
10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin.
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Desperate for a drink, Taliban fighter fleeing
A fleeing Taliban fighter, desperate for a drink, was plodding through..........
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You looked a lot like my wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, wal
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You can't bring that dog in this bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't
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Who keeps saying those things?
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Who keeps saying those things?
A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say sedu
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Who gave you those black eyes?
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extr
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Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Co
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Where is this bus going?
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
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What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens."
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What causes people to have arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, h
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