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Payroll Y2k
Added On Wednesday, March 25, 2009 | In Computer Jokes | By indu Viewed: 1142 times January 1, 2000
Dear (enter employee name here)
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.
One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277, 432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Sincerely,
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