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  Three Times A Virgin
  

  A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 3/25/2009
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  Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
  

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  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Proper Disk Care
  

  Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the dr

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  More Errors For Windows
  

  ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Microsoft And The Catholic Church
  

  VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatica

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Cup Holders
  

  Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparently can't read a

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  The Programmer And The Engineer
  

  A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Wrong Service Provider
  

  TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Prayer Of The Future
  

  Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to download a file,

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Girlfriend Updates
  

  Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0). Recently he u

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  The Shift Key
  

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  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Too Much Computer Time
  

  How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Computer Illiteracy
  

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  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  You Might Be Addicted To Aol
  

  You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help.

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  To Computer: Is There A God?
  

  Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Signs Your Child Is A Dweeb
  

  TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  You're A Geek
  

  How do you know if you are a geek? Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Too Much Computer
  

  YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Read The Manual
  

  IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICE

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Trucker Computer Terms
  

  "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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  Bill Gates Is The Antichrist
  

  PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 21

  In Computer Jokes | Added On: 12/11/2008
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