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    Gates Wedding Night
    What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night? "Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"
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    Geek Tshirt Slogans
    Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans:1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
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    Software Demo
    Speech Recognition Software Demo
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    Computer Ebonics
    Ebonics Version of Windows \'98 Debuts!
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    Poe And Pcs
    Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the f
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    If Computer Companies Made Toasters
    If IBM made toasters ...
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    Millennia Year Application Software System
    This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program i
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    Microsofties
    Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
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    Oxymoron
    Q: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990\'s? A: Microsoft Works!
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    Wordperfect Hotline True Story
    This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/s
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    Payroll Y2k
    January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation Pay
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    Microsoft 2000
    Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delaye
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    Mouse
    Why didn't the mouse cross the road? It's cord wasn't long enough!
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    Answering Machine Messages
    Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Mac
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    The Pearly Gates Computer
    A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to
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    Computer Problem Report Form
    In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following questionnaire befo
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    More Gates Vs Gm
    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and
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    How A Nerd Impresses His Date
    Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date
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    You're Hooked
    It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....
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    Three Times A Virgin
    A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
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