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Gates Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?
"Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"
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Geek Tshirt Slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans:1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
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Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software Demo
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Computer Ebonics
Ebonics Version of Windows \'98 Debuts!
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Poe And Pcs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the f
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If Computer Companies Made Toasters
If IBM made toasters ...
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Millennia Year Application Software System
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program i
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Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Oxymoron
Q: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990\'s?
A: Microsoft Works!
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Wordperfect Hotline True Story
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/s
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Payroll Y2k
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation Pay
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Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delaye
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Mouse
Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
It's cord wasn't long enough!
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Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Mac
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The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to
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Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following questionnaire befo
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More Gates Vs Gm
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and
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How A Nerd Impresses His Date
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date
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You're Hooked
It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....
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Three Times A Virgin
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
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