Silly Jokes

Q. What exam do young witches have to pass? A. A spell-ing test!
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Mr Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well
Mr Brown: It works !
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Q. Why did the barber win the race? A. Because he took a short cut.
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Q. Why did the robber take a bath? A. Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Q. Where does wood come from? A. A guy named woody.
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Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A. Dam!
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Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A. I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the dragon say when he saw St George in his shining armour ?
Oh, no, not more tinned food!
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What did Daddy say when he fell in the dung heap ?
Shall I leave out the swear words ?
Yes

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What cake wanted to rule the world ?
Atilla the Bun !
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Q. What gets wetter the more it dries? A. A towel.
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Q. What did the water say to the boat? A. Nothing, it just waved.
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Q. What washes up on very small beaches? A. Microwaves!
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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one virus say to another ?
Stay away !, I think I've got penicillin !
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Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
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What did the tie say to the hat ?
You go on ahead and I'll hang around !
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Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A. The scientists were brainstorming!
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Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
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Q. What's taken before you get it? A. Your picture.
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