Life Jokes

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.
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1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, thi
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Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't
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LIFE'S OBSERVATIONS:1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sings "Silent Night". Age 5
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The rules at a particular university were such that if the professor were not present in the classroom by 15 minute
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A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affair
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A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life
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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set 2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
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The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one f
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Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy t
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A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The ward
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A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for
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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it
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A prisioner in jail receives a letter from his wife. "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. Wh
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the ba
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Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confineme
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