Bartender Jokes

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How Bartenders Do It...


Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Bartenders do it as you wish.
Bartenders do it for tips.
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A Scotsman Is Sitting In A Bar
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks
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A Russian Walks Into A Bar
A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the
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Bartenders Short Joke 2

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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A Man Walks Into A Bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. While chatting with the bartender the man says: "I have a method t
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On The Way Home
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender to recommend a good drink. The bartender says that their grass
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You Get Violent
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is i
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After A Beer Festival In London
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.Corona'
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Bartenders Short Joke 1

One drink is just right, two are too many, three are too few.
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A Guy Rushes Into A Bar
A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up i
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A Man Rushed Into A Bar
A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar
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A Fellow Came Into A Bar
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put i
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A Professional Gambler
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said,
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Surrounded By 20 Indians
Q: What do you call 1 white man surrounded by 20 indians? A: Bartender.
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Sore Tooth
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSO
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Kiss My Ass
This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says" Have you seen Ilene?" The g
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Alright Ya Wee Fucker
A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of t
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Much Better Way to Tell The String Joke, A
A string walks into a bar, hops on the bar stool, and says, "Bartender, gimme a beer." The bartender says, "I'm s
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Chink and Niggers
A Chinese man enters a bar to find a Black bartender. He says, "Hey nigger, give me a jigger."
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