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Two men are sitting in the basket of a balloon. For hours, they have been drifting through a thick layer of
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Back in the old days - when slide rules were still the most sophisticated computing equipment available to s
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Same alley, same function, but a different operator: "Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you ti
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In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet: "Get out of my way - or I'll dif
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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to test the following hypothesis: All odd numbers gr
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Two math professors are sitting in a pub. "Isn't it disgusting", the first one complains, "how little
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A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together. They are riding in a car, e
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In a class, a math professor claims that he can prove everything under the assumption that 1+1=1. A st
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Two men are having a good time in a bar. Outside, there's a terrible thunderstorm. Finally, one of the men t
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Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy - because it leaves a residue at every pole...
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A mathematician has spent years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis - without success. Finally, he decide
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Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole. They only have a measuring tape and are quit
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In the old days of the cold war, when it was very hard for Westerners to visit the Soviet Union, a British m
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A group of mathematicians and a group of engineers are traveling together by train to attend a conference on
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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I
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Q: What is a topologist?
A: A person who cannot tell a doughnut from a coffee mug.
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A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.
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A physicist, a statistician, and a (pure) mathematician go to the races and place bets on horses. The
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Psychologists subject an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician - a topologist, by the way - to an exper
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