Yo mama Jokes

Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos! Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Her face is on the front of a food stamp. That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Your momma so fat... When she hauls butt she has to make two trips. When she dances she makes the band skip.
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Yo Mama so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark. Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos. Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Yo momma so poor... Her face is on the front of a food stamp.
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Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.Yo mama so stupid she thou...
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Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shou...
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Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured outYo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth...
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"Yo mama so fat when she wears a...
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.Yo mama so old her social security number is 1...
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Movin...
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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.Yo mam...
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mindYo mama so bald...
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks s...
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is ...
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pant...
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutesYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under ...
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Yo momma so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warningYo momma so smelly she made Right Guar...
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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.Yo mama s...
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