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What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
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Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His lips are moving.
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How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
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Changing lawyers in the middle of a case is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
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"Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers."
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What would happen if you lock a zombie in a room full of lawyers?He would starve to death.
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"I hear you lost your court case. Did your lawyer give you bad advice?""No. He charged me for it."
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Visitor: And how old are you, Raj? Raj:Nine. Visitor: And what are you going to be? Raj: Ten.
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What is yellow and white, and goes down railway lines at over 100 miles an hour? The train drivers egg sandwich!
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How does your head feel today? As good as new. It should be as good as new - it's never been used.
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What did the two acrobats say when they got married? We're head over heels in love!
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Doctor, I've got a head like a turnip, three ears, two noses and a mouth the wrong way round. What am I?
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Waiter, waiter! There's a cockroach on my steak. They don't seem to care what they eat, do they, sir?
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What does the school principal and a bullfrog have in common? Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
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Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud. I'm not surprised, sir, it was ground only a few minutes ago.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school? Because his heart wasn't in it.
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Girl: My teacher's a peach. Mother: You mean she's sweet. Girl: No, she has a heart of stone.
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My dad is so old, when he was at school, history was called current events.
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