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My Wife Is Missing
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife
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Caught Stealing
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said t
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Passing A Parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parr
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Buying A Chainsaw
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and
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The Crowded Store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main r
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Fight Competition
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a hu
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A Department Store
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where
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A Department Store
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where
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I Am Going To Shop
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wa
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Bad Relationships
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,"Seems like
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Give Me Free Meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his bu
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Remember A Child
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following
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At A Grocery Store
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the coo
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Visit The Barber
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, sha
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What Is Your Name?
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banner
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Sweatshirt or a windbreaker
A girl says to a salesman, “I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker.”
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Price of Oranges
Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood.
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BTUs
Somewhere around 60 years ago, according to Zeddie Gillenwater of Sumerco, a woman sold her tobacco crop and, with
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Shopping for a dress
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking
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Convenience Store
A woman walks into a convenience store.
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