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AJANTA was a fine Botany student and good at practicals. One day in the lab, her teacher inspected her work.
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ALBERT Einstein's favourite story concerned himself.In a certain debating society, the subject of rela
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Dear Mother and Dad:

It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss
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Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!
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A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
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Element name: WOMAN. Symbol: WO. Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
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A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
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Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A. One molar solution.
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Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? A: Because it's in the ground state.
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Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
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Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?
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Table of Elements: C = carbon Ho = holmium Co = cobalt La = lanthanum Te = tellurium
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Q. What is the dieter's element? A. Nobelium
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Q. Where does one put the dishes? A. In the Zinc.
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Q. What did the gambler do with his cards? A. He Palladium.
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A Marine Biologist was telling his friends about some of his most recent research.........
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The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man''s response
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This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make some potassi
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Top Ten ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab10. Pretend an electron got stuck in your ear,
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It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on the chemistry
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