Restaurant Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots
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A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season
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"What's the matter with your dinner ?"
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Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
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Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "I'll have a hamburger please."
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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket appr
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Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests?
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Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')
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An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each d
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A guy walks into Dunkin' Donuts. He says, "Excuse me, miss...how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will
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Waiter, this soup tastes funny ? Then why aren't you laughing !
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A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits, he grabs a han
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A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chile.
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A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be tur
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The saleswoman sat down at the counter in thee run-down diner. It wasn't the land of place she'd have...
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"Maitre d!" shouted the angry diner, "there's a fly in my soup! What's the meaning of thi
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"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "how dare you serve me this! There's a bloody twig i
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Then there was the diner who collared the waiter and complained that his meal wasn't fit for a pig.
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