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The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.Two wrongs are only the
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Monday is an awful way to sp
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If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?If peanut butter cookies are made fr
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?Have you ever seen a toad on a
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.This land is your land. This land is m
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.I believe for
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.If quitters never win, and winn
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It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins. One tequila, two tequila, t
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Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of I
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Since light travels faster
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Whatever happened to preparations A through G? If olive oil comes from olives, where does bab
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your though
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made o
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the mo
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose. The early bird gets t
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Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for y
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Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks
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