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Once my cousin, who was expecting her second child, was advising her son Raju to be a good boy and drink his glass
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Kids for what they are. They are the only ones who know how to undo child-proof bottles of aspirins when you've got
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Mom’s Brownies Recipe Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.
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My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”
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With four daughters and one son always dashing to school...
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Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to ski...
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant...
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort ...
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A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.A...
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The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a f...
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Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub y
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song a
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever s
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...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his
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For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was
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For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.S
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The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.

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My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with
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When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had alr
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