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Customer: is this a second hand shop ? Salesman: yes sir customer: good. Can you fit one to my watch then pl
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Actress: have you ever seen me on t.v.? Fan: on and off. Actress: how did you like me? Fan: off.
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Two translators on a ship are talking. "can you swim?" asks one. "no" says the other, "but i can shout for h
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Dumbo is going to england. How will you make him sit on the middle seat? By telling him that only the middle
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Man : officer! There is bomb in my garden. Officer :don't worry . If no one claims it within three days , yo
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Goutham:i've invented something that will allow people to see through walls. Ravi:that's great.what do you c
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Ali g's sister was having baby twins but when they were born she became ill she woke up one morning and real
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What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution.
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A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found his boss standing in front of a shredder with
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Father was talking about the movie he had watched on television, "20,000 leagues under the sea." the scenes
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"my brother had a terrible time," arunav told his friend. "first he got tonsillitis, followed by appendiciti
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Two atoms were sitting in a restaurant. After they left, the first atom said "wait, i have to go back! I lef
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food is terrific, but there's no atmosphere.
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A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and
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Office-boy (nervously): " please, sir, i think you are wanted on the phone." employer: "you think! What is t
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A political candidate came home and gave his wife the good news: "i have been elected!" the delighted wife r
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Why did the computer squeak? Because somebody stepped on the mouse!
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The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. "but we've got all the cricketers," said the angels.
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Mohan: "i am thinking of going to america. How much will it cost?" fundu: "not even a rupee." mohan: "why is
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Three friends were stranded on an island. One day, a magic lamp washed ashore and a magic genie popped out.
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