Men Jokes

From 20 to 30If a man lives right,It's once in the morning,And twice at night. From 30 to 40
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This man went to the doctor because he had a problem. The doctor asked him what was wrong and the man said his dick
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Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a non-lazy man (who helps out around the house), and a lazy man are about to jump
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Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?A: Who cares!!!
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What a Woman Says: "This place is a mess! C'mon,You and I need to clean up.
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Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.
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If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules" Rule # 1
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
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One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
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A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men.
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While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person.
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
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My wife agrees that I do indeed lead a "dog's life".
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1. We know stuff about tanks 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase 3. We can open all our own jars
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.
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How to Change Your Oil Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube 3000 miles after the last oil change.
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--Your last name stays put. --The garage is all yours. --Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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