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Patient: "Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put somet
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A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom Sa
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When his auto mechanic came in for an operation, Dr. Grimley couldn't help but take the opportunity to turn the tab
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An EMS responder had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient who was lying on the road for injuri
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A woman was having a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if
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This is a true story of the late Irish author Brendan Behan who one night collapsed in a diabetic coma in a Dublin
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During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood
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Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
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I went to my podiatrist to have a bunion removed.
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In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others were being interviewed and st
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Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about the long delay she always endured. One day, whe
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- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." - Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts.
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Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a
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A man goes into the doctor.
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Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $1200 fee for the anes
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A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - e
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One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. "Shingles," he said. So she too
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A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy m
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Dear Sirs, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 in the Accident
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A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.
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