Marriage Jokes

The average wife would rather have beauty than brains, because she knows that the average husband can see better th
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Question: What is the difference between dream and reality? Answer. The same between a girlfriend and a wife.
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Wife: 'The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.'Husband: 'Which is this?'
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A husband was heard to confess that during the early months of his marriage, he was so much in love with his wife t
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A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' And the father replied, 'I don't know
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Novice: 'Do clever men make good husbands?' Sage: 'Clever men don't become husbands!'
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A quartet by Ogden Nash sums up the ideal relationship between a husband and a wife:
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.— Oscar Wilde
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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.— John Heywood
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A husband and wife were having a bitter quarrel. The husband exploded in rage, 'I must have been mad to marry you.'
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KEMEL was about to die. He called his wife Fadime and said, 'Fadime, try to forgive me. I was having relations with
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She: Here's your ring back. I can't marry you because I love someone else.'He: 'Who is he?'
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WHEN the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying.'Your mother insulted me,' she sobbed.
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ROSY to Rita: 'Why are you wearing the wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
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A MAN asked his friend, 'I am throwing a stag party. Why don't you come along?'
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A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
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The young married couple had moved into an apartment next to a sexy fashion model, and whenever the husband went ov
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Your continual unfaithfulness proves you are an absolute rotter," stormed the outraged wife, who had just caught he
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You beast. You animal," cried the young thing. "I'm going back to Mother."
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Do you cheat on your wife?" asked the psychiatrist. "Who else?" answered the patient.
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