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Q:How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?A:One; after reflecting in the twi
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Q:How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A:That depends on the wage rate.In Light Bulb Jokes

Q:How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?A:One--but he has to wait unti
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Q:How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?A:Four--one to change the bulb and three
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Q:How many "Changing lightbulbs"-joke writers does it take to change alightbulb?A:Two hundred
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Q:How many archaeologists does does it take to change a lightbulb?A:Three. One to change it and
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Q:How many Dario Argento fans does it take to change a lightbulb?A:Two. One to change it and on
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Q:How many copyeditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A:None. "I'm not changing a thing"<
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Q:How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?A:At the present po
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Q:How many Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A:1
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Q:How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?A:None, bankers don't change light bulbs
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Q:How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?A:Sigh. The Alumni pay peopl
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Q:How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A:One, but don't exp
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Q:How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A:Two. One to boogie up
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Q:How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A:Two--one to screw it in, and a se
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Q:How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?A:Only one, but why bother ?Y
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Q:How many neurophysiologists does it take to change a lightbulb?A:Six.One to remove the old
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Q:How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?A:Six--four to storm the room and tak
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Q:How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?A:One hundred - One to screw it in and
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Q:How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?A:Two, one to give the order that the
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