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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
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If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
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I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
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What's the latest dope -- besides you?
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You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
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Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
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For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
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I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
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We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
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Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
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Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
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If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl next door in a little red
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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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