Heaven Jokes

A WEALTHY man, noted during his lifetime for his selfishness and meanness, died and arrived outside the Heav
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THE Archangel Gabriel went to God, 'There's a man to see you.''Who is he?''He says his name's Ep
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When seeking admission to the celestial abode, the care taker angel gave me a piece of chalk directing me to mark a
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In his autobiography, Treasure in Clay, Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a l
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Gorbachev, Reagan and Rajiv Gandhi appeared before God to find out what was in store for their countries. Gorbachev
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Two men met in heaven. 'What did you die of?', asked one of the other.
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After a long life, dutifully serving his parishioners, the elderly priest died. He found himself in Heaven, where h
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Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them. "Welcome to Heaven. We have simplified the p
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A prominent young attorney died on his way to court, and found himself before the gates of Heaven. When he arrived,
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Satan was complaining bitterly to God:
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A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heav
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Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer? A. God does not think he is a lawyer.
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A lawyer stood at the gate to Heaven. St. Peter was patiently explaining that the man's sins were far too many and
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for
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An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery.
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Bill Gates died and, much to everyone's surprise, went to Heaven. When
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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death.
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A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing
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A teacher dies and goes to Heaven. When she gets there, she meets Peter at the pearly white gates.
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Here i lay in the hospital on my death bed. Trying to figure out if i'm going to heaven or hell.
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